the flying dutchman

long post with no pics coming up..so go away if u dun wana read..

well first thing in the morning..i had exam..yeah..exams on sat!!..it sucks..my lecturer is such a good liar tt she can go join acting or wat..all the tips tt she gave like only 2 are useful!?..and she told us so convincly that focus grp wun come out and guess wat?..yeah focus grp did come out!!..wah lau..as soon as i finished the paper i was grumbling abt it already..lesson learnt..dun trust lecturers' tips in future!!..NONE of it is useful..

den i went to church..they sang a new song today..wat the world ll nvr take..da bing was saying tt today's praise and worship was so good that it could be recorded into a cd..haha..dunno lah..pastor ben preached today..quite looonnng tho..

its my mom's bday today..HAPPY BDAY MOM!!..I LOVE YOU LOADS..hope u like the flowers..so anyway my dad's company had some sort of dinner and dance so i had to go there..was expecting it to be really boring..but surprisingly..it wasnt!!..

well first of all..the flying dutchman was the host for the show..ok i admit..at first i tot he was some old dj guy and tts it..i tell u..he is so freaking damn funny!!..i laughed till my guts almost came out..ok tts quite disgusting..but he is really hilarious!!..i swear im gonna listen to class 95 every weekday morning from now on..i dun understand how he comes out with all those jokes!!..its outta the world and simply hilarious!!..

another point tt made the dinner not so boring was tt they were a lot of cute guys there..hahah..there was this waiter whos name was arthur i tink..cute but short..den i saw this guy..oh my god..cute and tall!!..he got tt ang moh face tho he's chinese..and the way he dance..no comments..hahah..i was like right beside him?!..whew!!..in cloud no. 9 now..

i found out tt singtel's chairman is lee hsien yang..who is lee hsien loong's brother..wat the?..i mean..its like the whole of singapore is being run by the lees!!..even telecommunications also!!..no wonder singtel has so much money(can get FD to be host) and its staff can get like all sorts of benefits..and now i can understand how my father can juz slack in his office and earn money..wah lau..its like one gigantic happy family there la..singtel ppl are so supporting!!..there was this game where each table had to dress up one guy as a female diver..(my table didnt play cos all the men were quite old)..and this guy stripped rite there and then!!..im so shocked..like hello!?..we are toking bout 30 or 40 yr old married men here!!..oh my goodness some of the games that they play are...wow!!..

they even had a dance segment after the dinner!!..and ppl dance!!..ppl as in middle age parents?!..they are freaking sporting la!!..makes us teenagers feel ashamed man..its quite funny seeing my parents dancing..i tried too but their music is like from the 1970s?!..ABBA LEH WAH LAU!!..their dance moves are weird too..generation gap..but!!..they had techno music!!..WHAHAH..hilarious!!..

my brother cant drink..such a wuss..i haf to add coke so tt he can learn how to drink..ahhaha..but..a guy has to learn how to drink..its a guy thing..makes them..well..a guy..i dunno..

*y is it tt i cant control myself from noticing you?pls dun tok to mi anymore*