spastic story

okok to all the ppl who haf waited for sooo long for my spastic story..here it is!!..the ppl involved includes mi xinyi and puay lin..enjoy..

well anyways..tt day i was supposed to go to nexus for full dress rehearsal but i still had a lot of time before tt..so decided to go to ps burger king to slack a while..



walking into burger king with the bag tt shuyi gave mi..hhah..wanted to go to the secluded corner so tt i can slack without the staff chasing mi out..suddenly..



mi: hey y are you guys here?!..



puay and xinyi: heyz!!..you are here too!?..oh my goodness!!..wats happening to ps burger king?..its starting to become like kap!!..(ok this is an inside joke)..

ok apparantly the both of them went there to study..and i happened to bump into them..well..only xinyi was studying..puay was doing some doodling on her postcard..hahah..anyways..was starting to get really bored when my fone rang..



tinking..hmmm who can it be?..maybe its germaine calling mi to command mi to do a good job for image..



star models?(yes my fone has a gary sticker on it and im not childish)..oh isnt tt the famous modelling agency that takes care of supermodels such as naomi campbell?..oh my goodness dun tell mi i got thru the audition?!..



mi:gosh star models is calling mi!!..oh goodness okok..let it ring more than..dun sound so desperate..



mi:hello?..yes priscilla here..(my baptism name is priscilla)..uh-huh..yeah..this sat?..audition for SK jewellery?..let mi check my schedule..yes i am free..ok see you den thank you!!..



yes i got thru!!..they want mi to go down for the 2nd audition!!..im so happy!!..they muz be overwhelmed by my beauty!!..and den..puay's fone rang..



star models?!..she too!?..



puay:hello..yes speaking..yes..this sat?..audition for SK jewellery?..sure no problem..thank you!



yes they called mi too!!..hahah..jinqi you are not the only one who got in!!..i didnt know you went for the audition too!!..you saw it in the newspapers rite!?..cool we can go together!!..the both of us rox!!



so here we are..the two good-looking models who got into star models first audition for SK jewellery..yes we are sooo happy!!..maybe this is like the breakthru of our careers and we can finally end up being the tai tais that we want to be!!..(tinking of the times when we would play mahjong together with our husbands running ard doing errands for us)..

well..we couldnt go without some preparation rite?..so mi and puay decided that we shld practise first so as to boost our chances of being picked to model the jewels..here are some practice shots we took..





and for the finale..



we were trying to seduce the camera but yes..we failed miserably..anyways..we dun really care cos we are secure of ourselves in god..but for xinyi..it was a different case..



xinyi:the both of you are sooo disgusting!!..can you guys act normally?..yes i know the both of you are pretty budden still..pls exercise some self-control ok?..(xinyi is juz jealous tt star models didnt call her..she went for the audition on the sly too)

however..we didnt really care..and continued with our practice shots..





but as i tot abt it longer..it started to get a bit fishy..hmmm..star models?..calling us?..hmmm..lemme check the again..



inventory..call register..missed calls..details..hmmm..



90402254?..tt number looks sooo familiar!!..where haf i seen it before?..i cant really remember..



OHHH!!..i know where now!!..isnt tt..xinyi's number?!?!..



yes it is!!..its xinyi's number!!..look at her sheepish look on her face!!..she bluffed us and pulled a prank on us!!..oh xinyi wat a good fren you are ah!!..giving us high hopes!!..
xinyi:hahah..you caught mi!!..no la..i didnt meant it one la..-tinking-..haha..blur ppl!!..tink so easy get past the audition one meh?..if anyone can get in it shld be mi already lor..where got chance for the both of you?..




puay:wat the..xinyi you are so bad la!!..still made mi practise all my poses somemore..tink i so free ah?..chey..gonna get back to my studying..



ok actually puay is quite sad bout it..see..she looks so dejected now..she refuses to pose for anymore pictures after finding out this saddening news..xinyi this is all ur fault!!..how can you be so cruel?!..bad xinyi!!..



xinyi:-evil laughter-hahah..

so you see..xinyi isnt tt innocent as she looks like..she's evil!!..we saw thru ur facade gurl!!..

lesson learnt: dun trust ppl who looks innocent..still waters run deep..they are actually the most dangerous ppl ard..
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ok we were bored..i was waiting for full dress rehearsal to start while puay was waiting for her cg to arrive..xinyi was there to purely study..everyone was staring at us like we were some crazy ppl..but of course..we werent pai seh..being in church trains you to not be pai seh in public..i mean..if you can go to a busy mrt station and sing twinkle twinkle little star down the whole station with everyone staring at you, you can do almost anything else..(yes tt was a game tt we played before)..and if you can go up to an absolute stranger and make frens with him/her and den bring them to church..wat else cant you do?!..



-smiles-

i love my church..i love my brothers and sisters..i love the games that we played..i love how we can all be ourselves and are accepted juz the way we are..the way god created us to be..thanks to all who were always by my side when i needed you..see you guys in heaven..

announcement:xinyi is not tt bad as i made her sound to be..heh..she's actually one of my dearest sister who is god's blessing to mi..she's also my ex-shepherd who 'encouraged' mi to backslide from god again..hahha..but tts another story for another day..without ur constant nagging..i ll nvr be where i am today..i ll most prob still be slacking my life away at home in my own little world..you nvr gave up on mi in any circumstances and im soo thankful for tt..hahah..love you gurl..