ka ching

"sit over there" was the last thing i heard..settling down in that swirling chair, i waited for destiny to lay its hands on me..

swoosh, swoosh, swoosh..den ka-za, ka-za..swoosh swoosh, ka-za ka-za..still not too bad,i thought to myself..the 2 blades glisten under the light, as tho grining to tell mi that this is only the beginning..i look down to see a thick golden moat surronding me..the mangled parts of the body it once belonged to..the moat seem limp, lifeless..

scrap, scrap GLOB, splat splat..something black and furry lavished this cooling calming gel on me, relaxing my tensed up nerves that were expecting something quite otherwise..scrap, GLOB splat..this routine continued till that black furry thing was satisfied that not one inch was left untouched..

whirlllll, whirlllll..those heated vents circle above me, emitting doses of hot current each time a vent drew near..i stayed below that for what seemed like ages, tinking of how such a procedure would change me..

splosh wipe splosh wipe..that cool streams of water washed those gel down into a blackhole, never to be seen again..i was escorted back to that chair, and i saw that menacing equipment nestled in front of me..this was what those blades were grining abt..its starting!

swoosh slip pull swossh slip pull..ouch! each pull striked a nerve, jolting those relaxed cells back into alert position..each pull seemed to intensify the pain that came with the previous one..pull, pull pull pull..oh lord, how much longer do i haf to undergo this torture?! please, make it stop soon!!wat? so much more..urgh..pain!..not the tip, it hurts more!!..the pain went right thru my body, starting from the head and ending at the toes..my face involuntarily grimaced with each pull..

finally! its done! scrap GLOB splat..that black furry thing appeared once again, bringing that cooling gel along with it..it tried to soothe those perturbed nerves, but the effects were quite the opposite..each splat brought abt a sudden freezing sensation, a feeling similar to when u encounter a brain freeze after taking in one big gulp of softee..bleah..i wish it ends soon:(

splosh wipe splosh..that redeeming water came once again to save my traumatized nerves, coaxing them to relax for the end is near..blooowwww bloowwww..that menacing equipment appeared once more - "not again!" i thought to myself..but somehow, those pull wasnt as hurtful as the first stage..

"what do u tink?" was the first question i heard after the ordeal.."looks preety....different, and flat" i answered.."you'll get used to it" came the reply..i hurridly said my thanks, and walked away from that chair..

gosh, i didnt know soft bonding ur hair was such a painful experience.