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frenster and blogger is totally screwed up..i cant open both on thurs..or maybe its sumthing wrong wid my com?..oh no!!!..pls dun let sumthing happen to my com!!..i ll die from no internet access!!..praying hard..pls dun crash pls dun crash!!
anyways..today my house was a warzone!!..seriously!!..we against our enemies..the cockroaches!!..those irritating yucky small little pests which brings fear into even the bravest of hearts..those pesky little scoundrels whose tiny legs can spread diseases from one end of the earth to the other..and its so invincible tt it can still live for one week after you sliced its head of!!..using fuel cells from their tiny brains located in their smelly asses to run abt until they finally die from hunger!!..horrible little creatures!!..the worst tt god ever created!!(its so terribly hard to love them dun u agree?)..y den we wonder..didnt Noah cut a tiny hole in his ark so tt these beasts could mindlessly run out of the ark and drown in those waters..arghh!!!..i detest them!!..
on mon..i found three..i repeat three!!..of these irritants lurking ard in corners of the dustbin..no doubt looking for scraps to eat so they can all grow wings and invoke more terror from my mom and mi..i was so horrified at them tt i ran all the way from my kitchen to my mom's bedroom and asked her where she kept the bygone..and as soon as i got it..'spssssttt'..and those 3 losers were on their backs..ha!!..victory!!..but there were more!!..when i opened the cupboard..oh my goodness!!..backup from the roach team!!..with a few more sprays from the can..they were dead too!!..but i know this was not the end..some mama roach muz haf laid her precious brood of baby roachers sumwhere in my cabinet..and if i dun clean them all out..they ll overtake us all..so it was set tt today..9th of April..shall be the date where humans and raoches fight head-to-head till only one survives..our weapons..cans of bygone and books to squash them..the roaches weapons..those ruthless legs which can help them to run for their lives..we were all set for da day..
today..at 11:35 am..war broke loose..my mom my maid and mi cleaned out the cabinets..we took out every single container or bags and left no more hiding places for the pests..detached the drawers so tt every dark corner ll be exposed..we stopped any drainage holes in there so they couldnt escape..and we fumed the whole kitchen with bygone..it stinks..seriously..and after 2/3 hrs..we could see those pesky midgits running abt the floor..finding a space where there was fresh air..found none and lay on their backs..having moments of spasm as they finally breathed their last..victory to the humans!!..the enemies were destroyed(i hope)!!..hahahahhhahah!!!..now the kitchen has become safe once more!!..humans won!!..and den it was off to shower..(kitchen still stinks now btw)..
den it was off to church..today's svs was great..to be honest..i was really tired of being a cl..really really tired..during worship..i was telling god to take all this away from mi..i juz wana be with him..i really cant take all this anymore..but tk god for sermon and dmm..i learnt sumthing today..sumthing like wat xiangyu said before..usually when we meet with obstacles..we pray to god to help us by taking away these obstalces..but instead..we shld pray by asking god to guide us thru this..we shld not avoid these situations..faith is the most fundamental thing in a christian's life..prayer is the key to unlock god's promises..yes..i learnt all this today..today ll be my turning point..i wan to be wat pastor jeff said..i want to be/haf a paul barnabas and a timothy in my life..no more laziness..time to really really truly depend in god..
went out with soon li and baoyue today..went to eat cafe cartel..ahahha..again..really missed them..missed the old days too..its was so great to juz be with them again..feels so at ease and so fun even tho we haven seen each other for like wat..a yr?..great time spent today..and nxt sun..we are going kbox!!..hahah..so cant wait!!..goodness..i sound like im gushing!!..really cmi..hahah..gonna call the guys too..its after the exams so they shld be able to make it..really really hope so..i heard tt the guys can sing really well..hahaha..i so cant believe it..haf to hear it for miself..heheh..oh btw..u guys shld really try the death by chocolate milkshake in cafe cartel..it like..the totally best milkshake i haf ever ever had in my whole entire 19 yrs on the face of the earth!..seiously!!..its so damn thick and chocolaty tt u can literally eat the chocolate..its the best..
water bap tml..kemmy's getting baptised!!..exciting exciting..hahahah..
anyways..today my house was a warzone!!..seriously!!..we against our enemies..the cockroaches!!..those irritating yucky small little pests which brings fear into even the bravest of hearts..those pesky little scoundrels whose tiny legs can spread diseases from one end of the earth to the other..and its so invincible tt it can still live for one week after you sliced its head of!!..using fuel cells from their tiny brains located in their smelly asses to run abt until they finally die from hunger!!..horrible little creatures!!..the worst tt god ever created!!(its so terribly hard to love them dun u agree?)..y den we wonder..didnt Noah cut a tiny hole in his ark so tt these beasts could mindlessly run out of the ark and drown in those waters..arghh!!!..i detest them!!..
on mon..i found three..i repeat three!!..of these irritants lurking ard in corners of the dustbin..no doubt looking for scraps to eat so they can all grow wings and invoke more terror from my mom and mi..i was so horrified at them tt i ran all the way from my kitchen to my mom's bedroom and asked her where she kept the bygone..and as soon as i got it..'spssssttt'..and those 3 losers were on their backs..ha!!..victory!!..but there were more!!..when i opened the cupboard..oh my goodness!!..backup from the roach team!!..with a few more sprays from the can..they were dead too!!..but i know this was not the end..some mama roach muz haf laid her precious brood of baby roachers sumwhere in my cabinet..and if i dun clean them all out..they ll overtake us all..so it was set tt today..9th of April..shall be the date where humans and raoches fight head-to-head till only one survives..our weapons..cans of bygone and books to squash them..the roaches weapons..those ruthless legs which can help them to run for their lives..we were all set for da day..
today..at 11:35 am..war broke loose..my mom my maid and mi cleaned out the cabinets..we took out every single container or bags and left no more hiding places for the pests..detached the drawers so tt every dark corner ll be exposed..we stopped any drainage holes in there so they couldnt escape..and we fumed the whole kitchen with bygone..it stinks..seriously..and after 2/3 hrs..we could see those pesky midgits running abt the floor..finding a space where there was fresh air..found none and lay on their backs..having moments of spasm as they finally breathed their last..victory to the humans!!..the enemies were destroyed(i hope)!!..hahahahhhahah!!!..now the kitchen has become safe once more!!..humans won!!..and den it was off to shower..(kitchen still stinks now btw)..
den it was off to church..today's svs was great..to be honest..i was really tired of being a cl..really really tired..during worship..i was telling god to take all this away from mi..i juz wana be with him..i really cant take all this anymore..but tk god for sermon and dmm..i learnt sumthing today..sumthing like wat xiangyu said before..usually when we meet with obstacles..we pray to god to help us by taking away these obstalces..but instead..we shld pray by asking god to guide us thru this..we shld not avoid these situations..faith is the most fundamental thing in a christian's life..prayer is the key to unlock god's promises..yes..i learnt all this today..today ll be my turning point..i wan to be wat pastor jeff said..i want to be/haf a paul barnabas and a timothy in my life..no more laziness..time to really really truly depend in god..
went out with soon li and baoyue today..went to eat cafe cartel..ahahha..again..really missed them..missed the old days too..its was so great to juz be with them again..feels so at ease and so fun even tho we haven seen each other for like wat..a yr?..great time spent today..and nxt sun..we are going kbox!!..hahah..so cant wait!!..goodness..i sound like im gushing!!..really cmi..hahah..gonna call the guys too..its after the exams so they shld be able to make it..really really hope so..i heard tt the guys can sing really well..hahaha..i so cant believe it..haf to hear it for miself..heheh..oh btw..u guys shld really try the death by chocolate milkshake in cafe cartel..it like..the totally best milkshake i haf ever ever had in my whole entire 19 yrs on the face of the earth!..seiously!!..its so damn thick and chocolaty tt u can literally eat the chocolate..its the best..
water bap tml..kemmy's getting baptised!!..exciting exciting..hahahah..
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